Well, it’s Christmas Eve. Just a few more shopping hours, and that’s it.
So, Yard-apes, I admonish you once more: Go to the World’s Biggest Bookstore. Bring $10. Buy my and Karl Schroeder’s novel The Claus Effect.
What’s that, you say? Don’t want to?
May I suggest you check out this sample, and then read this chapter following, in which Emily meets the one thing in the world worse than Santa Claus.